Wal
Wal the farting…
dad dog! Yesterday we went to my own personal crack den Borders Books. While browsing the aisles we found this book. Now I want to know how the author found out about Wal and his eeerm wind issues. I also want to know where my royalty check is! He might have changed Wal into a dog … Continue reading
31 months
It’s been 31 months since I boarded a plane at Logan International Airport w/ 3 massive suitcases holding all of my worldly possessions. It’s been 26 months since I found out some alien was growing in my tummy. It’s been 17 months since that alien raised her head and looked at me with dark inquisitive eyes. … Continue reading













