the one with the satnav

One of the things that I strug­gle with the most about liv­ing in Eng­land is get­ting lost.  It doesn’t mat­ter if I’ve been there before.  I doesn’t mat­ter is I have direc­tion writ­ten down.  I get lost.  It’s some­thing I still strug­gle with after 5 years of liv­ing here.

About 18 months ago we finally bought a sat­nav after a hor­ri­ble hor­ri­ble inci­dent where I was sup­posed to meet my friend Byr­ney at a craft show in Liv­er­pool.  I got about 1/2 way there and then I got dis­ori­ented.  So hor­ri­bly hor­ri­bly hor­ri­bly dis­ori­ented I didn’t even know how to turn around and go home.  I pulled off onto the side of the motor­way and cried.  I called Byr­ney and apol­o­gized AGAIN for being late, but that I was lost. So lost I didn’t even know where I was to tell her so she could give me direc­tions.  After 2 hours I finally man­aged to get to the show.  I was stressed and pissed off and just had enough.  When I got home I ranted and raved and told Wal– ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE GETTING AN EFFING SATNAV OR I’M MOVING BACK TO AMERICA!!  A bit over the top but really I just couldn’t do it any more.

Yes­ter­day I decided to visit the Antiques Vil­lage in Lev­en­shulme.  I know it’s on the A6.  I’ve been there before.  I did NOT take my sat­nav with me as I know how to get to the A6.  You can see where this is going can’t you!   I made it to Stock­port cen­tre and attempted to get onto the A6.  I took a wrong turn.  Ended up in a one way road.  I wanted to go the other way but HELLO ONE WAY!  I kept think­ing I wanted to take a left because Lev­en­shulme was LEFT.  I pulled over pulled up Maps on my iPhone (iphone I love you!) and fig­ured out where I needed to go.  Unfor­tu­nately I was dis­ori­ented by this point and it didn’t really help.  I finally after about 30 min­utes made it to the A6 and even­tu­ally to the Antiques Vil­lage. I had a nice look around. Took some pic­tures.  Fon­dled a piano and wished I knew how to play and had room for a baby grand!  All and all a good morn­ing doing a bit of win­dow shop­ping.  I’m look­ing for a 5ft bench or pew for our rus­tic din­ing table.  I didn’t find what I was look­ing for.

On the way home I still strug­gled with dis­ori­en­ta­tion. As I was head­ing home I kept think­ing I needed to take a left– that home was on the other side of the A6.  I fol­lowed the signs for the A560 which is cuts through my vil­lage but every bone in my body was telling me I was going the wrong way.  My body com­pass was telling me no no the other way. I ignored by inter­nal com­pass as it’s proven to be wrong so many times and I’m glad I did.  I made it home with­out incident.

I won­der how long it will take my inter­nal com­pass to reset.  How long will it take me to be able to trust myself again.  It’s frus­trat­ing but one thing I took away from my lit­tle trip through Stock­port yes­ter­day after­noon was… DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THE SATNAV. EVER! EVEREVER!

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  1. I have my sat­nav in my bag at all times. I have even used it in a two to get back to the car park where I parked my car. I dont have an inter­nal com­pass. The boys tell me the right way to go, as I am tru­ely pants.

    I feel safe with Sat Nav

  2. I get lost every­where. I get lost in Lon­don, walk­ing around. On Motor­ways. Every­where. I had a built-in sat-nav in my old car which was fine, but now I don’t Flea is well used to the fact that we get lost. I like to think it improves my cop­ing and prob­lem solv­ing skills.

  3. Years ago I used maps if I didn’t know my way. Going to a new city or town, I’d stop in a gas sta­tion and get a map. Now it’s all GPS, and con­ve­nience stores some­times don’t even have maps. I still use paper maps when I can, and look at Google Maps before the trip.

  4. I have a REALLY good sense of direc­tion, so when I moved to Eng­land it was really frus­trat­ing to me how much it was thrown out of whack. I lived in Bath for 2.5 years and com­muted to Bris­tol every­day for a year. If I look at a map I’m still amazed at where Bath is in rela­tion to Bris­tol. It’s never where I think it should be. I think all those round­abouts are just there to make you dizzy!

  5. kelloggsville :

    My hubby moved from Aus­tralia to here and has a sim­i­lar issue. It’s because the roads twist turn and dou­ble back so much that you loose a sense of direc­tion. I also won­der if the change of hemi­sphere doesn’t help. But really the roads here are based on old drov­ing roads that the sheep took — there are very few straight Roman roads. Even the motor­ways here are a mess (the sign for the air­port M6/M42 is AFTER you have turned off!. My only advice is move to Mil­ton Keynes — it’s easy there!!