Reason 2,340,857,098,340,808,085.5

Why I hate liv­ing here.  So this evening I’m mind­ing my own busi­ness.  Where mind­ing my own busi­ness means look­ing out the win­dow to see if a$$holes are about to move my trash bins in order to block my dri­ve­way.  At around 7:50 I hear the sound of my bin being wheeled away.  I look out the win­dow to check, rush out the front door and con­front the three a$$holes who are steal­ing my bin.  While I’m chat­ting to one of them.  Where chat­ting means me yelling at him to put my feck­ing bin back!  The other a$$hole with his grubby paws on my bin is leg­ging it down the street.  I’m telling the other ass­hole that I want my bin back or I’ll call the cops.  He just laughs at me and tell me he doesn’t thinkt he cops will come for some­thing like a wheely bin!  Ok this is where you guys can imag­ine me about to lose my shit.  Except that I’m home alone w/ a sleep­ing child upstairs.  One of the two that are still on my dri­ve­way starts to walk towards me and my wide open front door.  So I high­tail it back into the house and lock it.  Because I may be stu­pid but I’m not stu­pid!  So I call Wal who is work­ing late to tell him what hap­pened.  I think they’ve stolen some­thing and are using my bin to move it.  Or maybe it’s a dead body they had in there.  I say this because yes­ter­day was trash day and the bin is empty.  The FRUCKER that took off with my bin was push­ing it like it weighed a ton.  So using my amaz­ing skills of deduc­tion I’m think­ing they have a dead body in my bin!!

I’m pissed off.  I’m beyond angry.  I’m soooo very very very tired of peo­ple.  I want to move out of this sup­pos­edly pop­u­lar, trendy, safe, blah blah freck­ing blah neigh­bor­hood!  I want to be safe.  I want to not worry about peo­ple steal­ing my milk.  Yes folks it’s still hap­pen­ing and milk deliv­ery has been can­celed.  I want to not have to watch my front dri­ve­way because peo­ple are so incon­sid­er­ate that they will move the bins I’m forced to place at the bot­tom of my drive so that peo­ple will not block my driveway.

When things like this  hap­pen I just want to pack up my daugh­ter and fly back to MA.  I want to tell Wal that I’m seri­ous about want­ing to move.  I want to know how many more ways I need to show him I want to move.  What more do I need to say for him to get that I want to move.  Do I have to ACTUALLY move back to MA before he gets it?!??!!  Ulti­ma­tums don’t work but shit! Freck!  Frack!!!! I want out of this frick­ing FRACKING HOUSE!!!